How to Piss Off Your Cat
Spoiler alert: it’s super easy.
2 min readSep 25, 2018
PSA: Hi there, we’re Astrid & Chumbo, your friendly neighborhood cats. We have a human. She is constantly trying to satisfy the minimum demands of our existence and frequently fails. Here is an itemized list of her shortcomings so you can avoid them with your resident felines.
- Feeding us anything but a fresh can of tuna. Dry food is not…
